Tonight I "guest" bartended downtown to benefit some children's charities in the area.
Immediately i'm greeted by 2 drunk men...and this is at 6:30....these men or should I say "boys" stayed until 9pm when I left.
One of the gentlmen was 25, had a molester mustache and looked like he hadn't washed his hair in a week....I would not have been surprised if he drove a molester van.
The other gentleman was much more clean cut...but creepy by association...as he claimed him as his "best friend."
Seeing as how I just dated a man who was 29 and jobless....I inquired as to where this boy worked.....and he could not seem to tell me. He said he "works from home" and "does a lot of things"
What does that even mean?
This was NOT supposed to be a "trick" question or difficult to answer
Here's how the conversation should have went....
Me: "Where do you work"
Him: "I work ____"
So since i'm stranded behind the bar....I make conversation
Here are some excerpts:
Me: "I love living alone...I can leave laundry all over the floor and dishes in the sink and nobody can say a thing about it"
Less creepy dude: "Well you better pick up your appartment before I come over"
Shocking....a man trying to invite himself over to my appartment...why are men so comfortable inviting themselves to a woman's appartment but seem to be less comfortable inviting them on a real DATE!
Me: "How old are you?"
Less creepy dude: "25 but i'll be 26 in 3 weeks....in case you wanted to get me a gift."
Me: "Right...I'll totally send you a card" (right after hell freezes over)
Creepy friend: "How about you send my friend a BLOW JOB"
What do you say to that???
Me: "So do you and your friend share a bed" (at this point, I figure these dudes are weird...i'm just going to make jokes to try to make them feel creepy)
Creepy friend: "No...but I have the room next door....so if you guys have sex...I'll hear it"
I guess I set myself up for that one....
I think it's safe to say my carreer as a bartender stops here
