Single Girl Haiku

I recently participated in a gift exchange in which a friend of mine received the book "Single Girl Haiku"

For those of you who need to brush up on your poetry; a haiku is a poem that consists of 3 lines. The first line is 5 syllables, the second line is 7 syllables, and the third line is 5 syllables.

I felt inspired to write my own:

You know times are tough
When you go to the doctor
Just to get felt up

*POOF I'M A POET!*