He's DTC....

Down * To * Cuddle

That’s right…last Saturday night I received an email from a guy I’ve never met…I manly firefighter no less…telling me that he has no plans for this evening, that he made no plans because he didn’t want to go out…but that he was down to cuddle, and that’s about it.

How does one respond to that? Is he down to cuddle with me? Is he at work cuddled up with a fireman? I’m so confused!!!

And then there's the "shirtless wonder"…a man whose uniform seems to be board shorts and flip flops judging from his pictures, and he always seems to be tan and glistening...Does he oil up before taking all of his photos?

He wrote in his profile that he makes $100,000 to $150,000 a year….doing what?

Is he a Chippendale? What other job would allow you to walk around half naked and drunk all day?

Note: I could put down that I make $100,000 a year…match.com isn’t checking my pay stubs…

Under "pets" it says he likes "birds" and "exotic" pets….

WTF…how about dogs or cats? What exactly is an “exotic pet?” Does he have a peacock???

Here are his favorite hot spots…and I quote:

“I like to go to vegas florida and mexico and hang out with friends and clubs and bars”

*SHOCKING*

All places you can be drunk, shirtless, drinking out of red party cups and preying on college girls...

What does the shirtless wonder like to read you might ask?

“I don’t read a lot I rather be out doing things”

Translation: I can’t read…I’d rather be out drinking trying to get my hump on”

 His height preference is 3’ to 5’11”

 Who is f$cking 3 feet tall? He’s either into midgets or he’s a child molester…

Ok….real talk….I messaged him hoping to get reaction….yes boys and girls, I’m an internet bully…

 “Just curious…where do you work that allows you to make $100,000 to $150,000 a year and walk around shirtless 24/7?”

 Yea…I didn’t get a response on that one….

 Just another day in the life or as like to say...

"Living the dream"