I find myself wondering...Am I a prude???
I recently met a girl who gets so many pictures of dicks texted her way that she started calling it "the dick of the day" and sends them out to her girlfriends...so of course I gave her my number and asked to be added to the "mailing list."
But it got me thinking...
Is this what people are doing these days? Am I the only one NOT receiving pictures of dicks?
So I began asking around and found that many people, males and females have been sending/receiving scandalous pictures. The closest I've come was when I photocopied my boobs in college - kind of as a joke - and immediately threw the picture into the garbage! A male friend of mine said that girls have actually sent him pictures of their vaginas! No offense to anyone who has...but I can't imagine dropping my pants, taking a picture, looking at it, perhaps retaking it if it doesn't look right...and sending it out! So I asked...does one send a message with these texts...something like "read my lips?" But I've been told the picture stands alone and no message is needed...
I think the phrase "Let's get it on" is implied.
The other day I was remiscing with my mom about the time she found a porno in my brother's room when she was "cleaning" and how appalled she was. It was titled "Young Cream Pies."
So I asked, "Didn't you guys watch porn when you were growing up?"
She said, "When I was growing up, it was considered scandalous if a man owned a playboy magazine. If you wanted to watch porn, you had to go to the theater!"
Are you effing kidding me?
Can you imagine people now going to the theater to see a porno? Now all you have to do is pull it up on your computer and it's free...just ask my ex-boyfriend, he seemed to be pretty familiar with the free sites.
Technology has given us all the power to sit at home in front of our computers and watch people have sex...and not just regular sex...but creepy sex with weird crap...like pantyhose!
Now I know most of you are familiar with the website "Texts from last night." If you aren't, it's a website where you can submit scandalous texts that were most likely sent to you by a drunk person from the night before. Here's an example:
"I miss your penis. I'm just saying this as a friend, it's a really great penis, you should be proud of it."
Could you imagine saying that to somebody's face? You wouldn't...but because we all have cell phones, we can say and send the weird shit you would never say to someone's face via text message.
Here are a few texts I've received:
“You can only come down if you’re wearing sexy lingerie”
“Why don’t you put me to work on that hot little body of yours”
“Come take your frustration out on me”
People scare me...
Do me a favor...don't drink and text!
