ok...so I go out with this dude tonight off match.com...for the first time....keep in mind today was my last day of work before summer vacation and i wanred him that i'd probably be drunk if we met up later seeing as how I'd been drinking since 1:30pm...
After drinking for about 5 hours strainght I meet this dude at Tokyo Fros...a sushi restaurant near my appartment. We sit down outside and our waitress approaches...I realize she's a student tacher from out school that several male teachers have crushes on and I proceed to fill in my date...who says..."yea...she's stripper hot"....I'm sorry, am I chopped fucking liver??? So he then tells me that he broke up with his girlfriend of several years 5 WEEKS ago because he didn't want to get married and is now living with his MOM...that's so fucking hot...please tell me more
He sees a disturbed look on my face and says something like..."you really don't like me do you?" I'm like..."noooo that's not it at all" thinking i'm being a huge judgemental bitch...I suck up my pride and try to find him attractive. At this point we are at Banderas and he had moved to "my side" of the booth..upon whcih he tries to invite himself over to hang at my place....I believe he even said "make out" or "watch a movie"
I'm sorry...you said our waitress was "porn star hot" and now you're trying to invite yourself over to MY place to hopefully get a handjob under the guise of "watching a movie"....are you effing kidding me? Do you think i'm effing retarded?
Do you also wear mantyhose? I did get a free dinner out of this affair but I'm not sure it was worth it. I was literally sitting there thinking..."keep talking...i'm putting this in my blog'"
I'm pretty shnookered so I think i'm gonna have to go for now!
WTF!!!!!
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