Against my better judgement I reactivated my profile on match.com. A girl's gotta eat right? In any case...I've been on for a little over a month, I meant to cancel after a month but I missed the date to cancel so looks like good ol' match.com renewed my subscription... fantesticle!
Today I received an email with the subject line of
"Hello princess do u like / love pantyhose sex? ..."
What the FUCK is pantyhose sex? And is this supposed to be a pickup line? Do I LOOK like a freak that wants to bone in pantyhose...or is he the one wearing the pantyhose...and what female under the age of 65 still wears pantyhose??? i'm so confused!!!
I just looked up "pantyhose sex" in urban dictionary and it's not even in there! The closest thing I could find is "crotchless pantyshose" which is defined as
A kind of pantyhose a woman wears so she dosen't have to pull then down to get fucked.
Here is his email...
Rick mccomb 49 soon 2 b 50
screen name here is rickmccomb50
U R Breathtaking lets travel the world princess
I can cum see ya in June
i'm honest, loyal. Compassionate
I can b there in june with u
a better email phone number
hello princess r u my bride 2 b
call txt cel
Rick
screen name here is rickmccomb50
U R Breathtaking lets travel the world princess
I can cum see ya in June
i'm honest, loyal. Compassionate
I can b there in june with u
a better email phone number
hello princess r u my bride 2 b
call txt cel
Rick
Is this all there is left??? A pantyhose fucker that wants to "cum" see me and make me his creepy pantyhose bride?
OMG...so I just googled "men in pantyhose" and I actually found something called "mantyhose"...pantyhose...for men!
OMG...so I just googled "men in pantyhose" and I actually found something called "mantyhose"...pantyhose...for men!
Bahaha I have to say, at some point you just gotta laugh...and err eehmm..feel sorry for the people that are so desperate and ignorant that a) that's the way they spell, and b) they think they have a shot in hell with a girl like you and c) well...you get the point!
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