Nobody leaves the house and *hopes* they step in shit...well, I take that back...but most people don't.
Picture this...
It's a beautiful day, the sun is shining, you're feelin' good...so you decide to go for a run. You drive to the park - get out of the car - stretch - maybe adjust those "not so comfortable underwear" you probably shouldn't have worn to run in - set your ipod to your runnin' jams and you get started. You're runnin', you're feelin' it...just doin your thing...then all of a sudden you catch a wiff of somethin' funky...is it??? (sniff sniff)
No...phew...i'm good...I thought I stepped in shit for a minute there...
So you keep going...
You finish your run, get back to the car and start driving. It's a little chilly out so you put the heater on. A few minutes go by...and it starts to STINK...that smell is drifting up...and DAMMIT!!!
I f$cking stepped in SHIT. I knew it! The signs were there...this always happens to me!!!
A friend could tell you that you stepped in shit...they smelled it the minute you stepped in it....but you let it marinate for a while until you're sure you stepped in it...and now that shit is all up in your shoe...and they're your new damn running shoes too! So you let it harden for a day or so...then you try to flake that shit off! And after a while...you don't even notice it's there...until you realize you've been tracking "poop flakes" in and out of your appartment for weeks! Then you realize...alright, it's time to throw the shoes away....even though those were your favorite pair thus far. They'll be other shoes...there'll be more SHIT!!!
All of us ladies have dated that jackass...some of us more than others...lord knows I have. You see the signs...your girlfriends warn you...but dammit...this time it's gonna be different!
Well...I don't know about you but I'm sick of steppin' in shit!
Haha - been there, done that!!! Sheesh!
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